Damn it! The page you're trying to get to doesn't even exist! You're either poking around in the URL bar or clicking on a broken link. You can use the little "Return to main page" on the margin if you want to go back home. It's actually there on every page! Apart from the main page, of course. Or you can stay.
Oh, so you're staying? Great. I could tell by the look in your cursor. Why is it even called a "404 Error" anyway? Because... I dunno. I looked on Google and all it said was about some sort of room number. What else can I do to get rid of all the empty space pass the time? Oh! Fun facts! I know some fun facts from Twitter! Apparently Jeffery Epstein ate baby guts and it tastes like cream cheese..? Not sure that's even true at all. So not only isn't it fun, it's probably not a fact. Great. Did you know that polar bears aren't white? And by that, I mean that underneath their white fur, they're jet black? Now that's a better fact. A more factual one too!
I can't think of anything else to say. I guess I can just say random stuff now. Jogging blue saxophones don't gravel futuristic ampersands! Jogging blue saxophones don't gravel futuristic ampersands! Seventy! Seventy! Apparatus yoghurt and teeth deoderant lightbulb! An ace of clubs to superimpose telemetric paracetemol onto the yellow Filipino gherkins! Seventy!!! Now I've even ran out of gibberish.
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